Dear Future Husband

yo dawg.

we've already discussed on this blog the fact that you'll have to be the one who teaches our kids math, because i am not good at that. And that you'll be the one preparing the red meat, because i get unreasonably queasy around anything that looks even remotely like blood.

today i have three things to tell you:

A) if we could meet soon, that'd be great. we don't have to wed soon, but if this process could get under way, i'd be happy.

B) I've always kind of had the idea in my mind that boys don't want tons of kids. (which is strange considering the fact that my father wanted twelve BOYS. and the girls in between.) But i hope you want kids cause i do. lots of them. with chubby everythings; cheeks, legs, bums, tummies, and wrists. And i wouldn't mind if they had freckles, or curly hair, or dark skin. actually i would love all of those things but obviously, I'll love our kids no matter what they look like. ANYWAY. the point is i want a whole bunch of babies and i hope you do too. we don't have to have all of them ourselves, we can adopt. heck, i'd love to adopt.

C) this is what i really wanted to address. the other day i was talking to Rebecca about choosing baby names, because she's expecting! (yay!) and i really hope we have similar tastes. which might be impossible because my tastes are out there. but hey, i'm hoping. Also, I've had the same baby names picked out since i was 12. (except 'Jenna', which i swapped out because i have a niece named Jenna now and i'm not too keen on same-name first cousins) So i hope you're not too strongly opposed to any of them. i will win the war, my friend. i'm not afraid to beg, haha. but i guess i'll change one or two if the reason's good enough ;) haha.

and that's all for today.
also, i'm trying to cook more to work on mah skills for ya. trying.

see you soon
xo
mel